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This is a sad day for me, because the award goes to my 12 year old son.   Today in our state was interim report day.  He warned me that HE MIGHT have a C in a couple classes but four were SOLID B's.  So I said OK that a starts we can get better from there.  Well little did I know that this little sh#t was gonna bring home two solid F's and a D for good measure and the rest C's.  Don't get me wrong, i will take some responsibility as a parent but all his work was turned in he is getting an F sitting in class, so for that and all the promises he has made to retain X box rights being 47 years old I am a dick for about 45 minutes then cave like a house of cards so my sons OH NO YOU DIDNT is not for bad grades, but for playin me like a well tuned Lucille to know that he wins.  I cant wait till I dont flash back to well that's another story.  My boy just for you wait for it OH NO YOU DIDNT  

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OH (you dumb ass) NO YOU DIDNT

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You gotta have a pitiful fucked up ass life to do what you did, have your parents come out and call the attack EVIL and the EVIL turns out to be you!  You should be dropped in a vat of acid and help to relieve some of your immense trouble, How much have you cost that community?

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OH NO YOU DIDNT

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You have to be kidding OH NO YOU DODNT

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Ok I know I said I was under construction(hillbilly for lazy) but this story at least deserves a OH NO YOU DIDN'T, its So fucking stupid so read and enjoy the little piece of Nirvana I live in, some of this shit is just unbelievable!

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                                                                 WHERES THE FIRE

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Sorry folks I  am under construction gonna attempt a video blog so hang in there and you recieve the same OH NO YOU DIDNTS with a face to to put to the crime.  Hang in there please !

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Breaking fuckin news REGGIE BUSH to be stripped of ever having put his pistol in one of the Kardashians, this is news that shud cause a tsunami, oh wait he will lose the Heisman Trophy for being a paid college athlete at USC please other USC alum have done far worse than fuckin a bruce jenner step kid, tell em OJ OH NO FUCK YOU DIDNT

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I am getting ready to talk with SONY about a computer I bought from them, my god damn camera dont work,but guess what?  My warranty is shot to shit and for 40.00 I can get all kinds of shit, but I paid for all kinds of shit so some poor Indian(with a dot not a head dress) is gonna catch the wrath of a pissed American.  This shud be fun!  

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PARIS FUCKIN HILTON NEED I SAY MORE
OH NO YOU FUCKIN DIDNT
GOT THE TIGER(NOT WOODS I HOPE) AND CANT BE A HALF WAY DECENT PERSON, SOME ASK WHATS A DECENT PERSON?  dont get caught mother fucker so with today's Las Vegas headline PARIS OH NO YOU FUCKIN DIDNT

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Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile. In other words, your luck is about to take a spectacular turn for the better, and you can happily put away any lingering problems that have been on your mind for far too long. Before you pack everything in mental bubble wrap and put it away forever, make sure you examine each of these past conundrums and remember the lessons they taught you -- you don't want to have to learn them again!

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                                                       a fuckin 2can can predict a beter future

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What the fuck another CUNT who has left her baby home alone while she goes out and does her thing.  I really have to wonder how hard the shit has to be smacked out these mother fuckers, the god damn doorknobs were removed!  This was not her first rodeo if you  really have an idea of what I mean>  But most of you Internet fucks have no clue you lock yourself in a room, I played football with my son today and helped my daughter with school work, LABOR DAY and that ashy President is at a LABOR FEST IN MILWAUKEE give me a fucking break, your infa structure money should go to stopping 19 year old women in Cincinnati Ohio from having kids they cant take care of Janeesa Dorsey You Suck and oh wait a minute I have one more a mother left six kids in a van while she fucking shopped at Kroger So Fuckin CHRISTINA GENTRY 27 years old and Jannesa you sorry mother fuckers and wait for it OH NO YOU DIDNT X2 http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20100906/NEWS01/309060040/

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OH NO YOU DIDNT a piece of shit acquaintance of mine decided after years of hanging out that he would tell me that his friends thought I was A dick, and that his friends did not like me, and that I would not be invited to there evening shindig! It was a George Bush shock and awe tactic that I found offensive!  So I took a ride down the street and will never have anything to do with this person.  I gotta say it was a poor decision on my part to be acquainted with this person and some Jerry Springer shit is applicable!(I went out with his sister in the late 70's)  So I just have to say that it is always better to keep your enemies at a goods  arm lenght, fuck all that keep them close, this man could not even look me in the eye as he said his piece of garbage, and that tells alot about folks and he owns lots of guns.  I watched him put a cigarette out on another human and laugh about it and he says I am a dick well all I can say to you and you know who you are OH NO THE FUCK YOU DIDNT and guess what I am not horrified so keep your ass on your side of the fence and I will do the same if not well again OH NO THE FUCK YOU DIDNT

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OK I gotta take a break who the fuck are you kidding ,I never have been a person of lets take a break so the the god damn Oh No You Didnt is a gonna be played of for the idiots in my house that have all the bullshit they can handle.  Look I hate my wife, my kids are are horrible, I have all I can handle to take care of all of there everyday day bullshit so today fuck the regular shhey old lady I hate you!!!