Tuesday, October 4, 2011

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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You fuckin pukes at ESPN are gonna get this award and you better lay in it!  OH NO YOU FUCKIN DIDN'T.  Hank Williams Jr is entitled to his opinion, oh wait unless you say he isnt!  I have enough of all this corporate bullshit.  How much money has that song given you?  So for a week you gonna be a strong ass bitch?  If you ever allow that song again to grace MNF you are the fucking problem.  The deeper issue is that no one See's the Forrest for the god damn tree's, the truth is that Obama sitting with Mahmoud Abbas is a real problem and if the Prime Minister of Isreal ever sat with Hitler or that fuck wad from Iran there would be an uproar, so get a fuckin grip ESPN, removing this song is like slapping one nat off a dogs dick, there will be another one there in a minute, and the slapping will never cease,  HANK said what we all wanted to say and do not have the stage to do it!  So ESPN you better wait for it ,OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
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OH NO YOU DIDNT

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A sad OH NO YOU DIDN'T today!   3 year old girl in Weston West Virginia has been missing for over a week now.  The parents say she just disappeared! The FBI has determined now that she has just not disappeared, something awful has happened.  The sad part of all this is that the Casey Anthony defense is soon to be the call of the day!  So to the parents of 3 year old Aliayah Lunsford let all of us, the thousands of volunteers, the Police, the FBI and the millions watching around the world, What did you do to your daughter?  So for all the bull shit you caused, wait for it, OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
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Friday, June 10, 2011

OH NO YOU DIDN"T

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Today's Award is going to the National Basketball Association for their misguided attempt to to become more Gay friendly after the recent Kobe Bryant and Yohkin Noah incidents using slurs against a referee and a fan(respectively).  So I guess there think tank came up with this ridiculous commercial to teach US that using the work GAY to mean dumb or stupid is wrong! Well then using it to mean your a Flaming Homosexual is OK?  That would mean if you saw the commercial like I did, that all other slurs(hopefully you know all the ones I mean-racial-religious-ethnic-lifestyle) if used in the proper context, are just fine.  That piece of shit commercial was horrible!  The folks in the advertising department are all bone heads(sorry, is there a fine for that) really poorly thought of and a weak attempt to placate the Gay Lesbian and Transgender community.  I really have no idea why my feathers are in a bunch over this, Oh wait yes I do, I can only imagine how many groups would be up in arms for some of the rants by these god damn millionaires playing a fucking game and pissed cause they get called for a foul, watching the games you would think they never commit fouls-except with there potty mouths those fucking prema donna pussies( I hope the pussy community comes after me for a PSA)  So to the TOP BRASS at the NBA you are today's winner of the wait for it wait OH FUCK NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
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Thursday, June 9, 2011

OH NO YOU DIDN"T

Titanic II embarks on maiden voyage, lives up to its   
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name!  Pretty much enough  said!  This Wilkerson dude had some sort brain fart with naming of his vessel!  So just goes to show stupid has no boundaries.  With that said, Mark Wilkinson you join an elite group of winners in the OH NO YOU DIDN"T Awards.
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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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Well the award goes to the Austrailian military cadet whom had sex with a female cadet, and for whatever reason broadcast it to his friends over Skype!  Allright, I don't know who is worse, the man who made the tape or the idjets who watched it.  I have watched some porn, but I have never wanted to see my friend have sex on a web cam. It be just me, but I really have a hard time understanding that people have not figured out this fucking machine will bite your ass as soon a you hit send!  A sex tape from boot camp, I cant believe they even trust you with a weapon if this is your mental capabilities on what a smart and good thing to do.  Just hold on--wait-- Oh No The Fuck You Didn't!
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Monday, April 4, 2011

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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Well it was just a matter of time, God Damn Southwest airlines get the award today!  You have to be fucking kidding me, cracks in the planes, look you motherfuckers charge for bags, because the whole point is to get to my destination, not the fucking crash site.  I really have no clue why you are able to put huge missile's in the air with "pre-existing conditions"  So because I can't get health insurance due to said pre-existing conditions you ass holes get the --wait for it--OH NO FUCK YOU DIDNT!
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Thursday, March 10, 2011

OH NO YOU DIDNT

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Well gonna start blogging again just for the Hell of it!  The award today goes to Lady GaGa first for being a fucking freak!  The award is mostly given for her not knowing that Target is the most ANTI-GAY business in its board rooms, but has the GAYEST store with styles from Alexander McQueen, Zac Posen, and a few more.  So where has Lady been?  She signed and endorsement deal with the company and then did her research, that whole cart before the horse thing, that's a little irritating to me.  So you weird ass, no talent hyptnosis expert(the only way people could find you mildly entertaining), YOU GET THE "OH NO YOU DIDN'T" for March the 10th 2011, don't worry though I'm sure it will be the first of many!
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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MYLIFE.COM is gonna get an OH NO YOU DIDN'T award also because of a fucking e-mail sent saying some one is looking for me!  Holy shit, they want me to pay to see who’s looking for me! God damn its my life, I have a pretty good idea who’s looking for me, and sure as hell don’t need to pay you $8.95 for a membership. Look being from the country, I pretty much know who ever is looking for me ain't bringing a case of beer and a inheritance! They bringing buckshot and a wood chipper, so I’ll keep my money and be surprised as hell when they find me!  So for unsolicited crap and the fact that you pray on people's insecurities, and vain ass bullshit you get the honor of being a recipient of ---WAIT FOR IT ---- OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T  GOOD JOB!
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always have good days ost those and no one can anything about yo on FB-just think-my grandpa always said "It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think your stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!" Have a great day!

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OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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Well today's winner is one for the ages!  A California lawyer Orly Taitz who pursued the Obama birth place fiasco all the way to the Supreme Court.  "I will file a motion for reconsideration," she said on her website, adding that she has "evidence of highly suspicious activity in several federal courts."  Man, he(Obama) has been president for 2 years and you and your "Birther" movement are waisting some serious folks time with this crazy ass shit!  I would like to suggest a hobby that makes you and your "movement" look less like a bunch of witch chasers in Salem, but a concerned group of folks that ain't pissing up a wall and hoping that none gets on the ground!  I know that some people out there might feel your fucking perseverance is an admirable quality, but to me it makes you look shallow and defeated!  Barrack Obama is the Chief Executive of the United States, so get over it, and for all your dogged pursuit and waste of time and money you get the "OH NO YOU DIDN'T" award for January 12, 2011!


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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

OH NO YOU DIDN'T Jan. 11, 2011

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Today has a multiple of winners!  First I want to give a great big "You Dumb Ass" to Jansing &Co. on MSNBC for calling the fiasco in Tucson " A tragic accident!"  I don't know about you but and accident is when you back up to far at Wal-Mart and hit another car or you forgot a burner was on on the stove and your son puts his hand on it!  Shooting TWENTY people will never fall into the "accident" Field ever.  So Ms. Jansing and Company read what you say before you say it, you are a professional are you not?  So OH NO YOU DIDN'T for that completely insensitive comment!  The next award goes to everyone who believes I should give a great big fuck about what Jared Loughner parents are doing?  They are in seclusion?  Where should they be?  Maybe having drinks with FRIENDS at Applebees over the Two for Twenty meal deal?  Maybe they should be at the jail supporting there mentally depraved son who shot twenty people?  They are right where they need to be locked in their house reflecting on fact that they raised a monster!  He lived at home, they were told he was crazy, and they chose to do nothing about it!  I am a parent so I find myself somewhat qualified to make such a bold statement.  So Loughner parents, stay right where you are, locked in your little suburbia home and reflect on this statement-wait for it----OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T and being as everything I have heard and read about you(which I did not want to know) is that you are reactionary folks.  I suggest you try to become proactive folks and prepare yourself for the upcoming events that will litter your life.  I feel as though I have EXECUTED my point.
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Don't forget what this person did and quit calling him the alleged shooter!!!!!!!

Monday, January 10, 2011

OH NO YOU DIDNT

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Well the award goes to the crazy shit that happened in Tuscon, and the way our wonderful criminal justice system will handle this idiot!  But like the Fort Hood shooter it will take a few months and nobody will be talking about it!  So I say a televised execution on the charge solely of killing the 9 year old girl!  I also get tired of all this Kumbaya shit after these murders, its only reinforces the fact to me that there are fucking weirdo's everywhere, and every few months they pop and give me a front row seat to their weirdness.  I personally can do without it!  So Jared Loughner(failed his drug test) DUH!  You get the official 2011 OH NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T award, its gonna be hard to top that you had to do this shit in Janurary!
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