Thursday, August 19, 2010

OH NO YOU DIDNT

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Yeah something else to blame on the African Americans!  I was completely appalled when I heard Jennifer Aniston used the R word on Regis and Kelly, surely she did not use the R word(Retard) I had no clue there was an R word.  Are we sure its retard?   Maybe is receptacle, rice, rumpshaker?  Well who knows except the African Americans because they have the original "Our own Word" you know it as the "N" word and ever sense every group who feels they have been discriminated against now have their own WORD.  The gay and lesbians are now the "G" and "L" words respectively and even other words got into the mix with "F" word and the  "A" word, a letter has its own special word, because when I  think of the "F"   word I always think of Fuck!  This thing with letters specifying what a group is perplexes me, and the fact that people spend time wondering whether of Jennifer Aniston should apologize for calling herself a retard it makes me think of one thing.  Do think when a bunch, gaggle, flock or a herd of retards get together and one makes a good move do think one of the guys whom doesn't like him says "MY NORMAL!" What do you know the "N" word for the "R" words.  Is not that SPECIAL ed!  So to all the news FOX MSNBC CNN ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT ,tonight's award goes to you (DON'T FORGET PRINT MEDIA )   And now myself for spending time on this ignorant topic so wait for it           OH NO YOU DIDNT!
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

OH NO YOU DIDNT

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Finally a good OH NO YOU DIDNT goes to the Minnesota Republican Staffer who made the video of who is hotter Republican women or Democratic women and of course hands down the winner is the GOP! This is some of the funniest shit I have seen. " Who let the dogs out?" was the theme for the dem women including Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell and that hottie Janet Reno.  Of course the pubs got Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin, and Michele Bachman to there theme music Tom Jones "She's a Lady"  WOW WOW WOW and lets not forget the FOX NEWS Ladies,  for the fuckin life of me I wish I would have thought of this but missed so to the Minnesota repub staffer who did here is the first good  wait for it               OH NO YOU DIDNT  
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

OH NO YOU DIDNT

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Today the award goes to that motherfucker from Nevada Harry Reid!  Who id the hell does he think he is?  That's why this place is crumbling around itself!  "I don't agree with the President."  Well then find another job you aging senile twit!  What in the daylights is your job?  I don't know either-but dig this- If I was about to get in a fight while out with my buddies, not nary a one would look at me and say "I don't agree with you!"  Get it you old coot?  You sons of bitches just do not get it.  Solve the problem of the Mosque at ground zero, my feeling has always been your friends close and your enemies closer!  You are the epitome of the Senate that has no Idea what AMERICA THINKS, so just for that you get --wait for it -- wait Harry Reid --OH NO YOU DIDN'T--you old FRAT  BAG!
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Saturday, August 14, 2010

OH NO YOU DIDNT

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TARGET gets the award today, not only did they get boycotted by the oh so frequent Target shoppers the , the but punchers and carpet munchers (oops politically incorrect i meant fags and shags) because of a donation to Minnesota Republican Gubernatorial candidate Tom Emmer of 150 grand, they they did there best Leo Sayer impression(I Think I Can Dance) by saying the donation was a business decision, and decided to meet with Human Rights Campaign president Joe Solomonese and the queers played hardball, with a thanks for the apology, but now wheres the check?  All right that is great background but holy shit you have to be kidding me, that on the same weekend that we see Portia Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris announced he will be a gay father of TWINS BASIL TWINS with his LIFE PARTNER, Target had the nerve to back down from a contribution they say they had no idea would have caused such a backlash!  For fucks sake, grow a set, the name of your God Damn company is TARGET what else did you think you would get and lastly, did you consult Zac Posen before you made the donation? For all this psis poor spin doctoring you are what I have always thought you were, a money grubbing company that doesn't think before it acts, IT WAS A BUSINESS DECISION, why the hell didn't you stick with that?  You didn't so wait for it           OH NO YOU DIDNT  
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On the week where our President said "Build a Mosque at GROUND ZERO!" This is what we are mad at?

Friday, August 13, 2010

an Oh Shit No You Didnt









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Burger King, the tire commercial that is wild, but why for Christs sake do you and the FCC think you need to put in the smallest letters DO NOT ATTEMPT.  If that had not been there, me and my friend would have been at the fucking highest mountain in West Virginia re-enacting that very STUNT--Thanks for saving my life little with the DO NOT ATTEMPT --I did  call the guys from Jack Ass just in case no other idiot had not thought of it. So wait for it --   a few more    OH NO YOU DIDNT  
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Oh No You Didnt (A RETROSPECTIVE)

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This is not my first beer or will it be my last, so to tell anyone whom likes to kick it with me, I'm an middle age goat.  I have traveled both sides of the fence, and liked one better than the other.  The decision is always ours to make and I am a shitty decision maker.  Several Judges and prosecuting attorneys will give me good references.  The real deal is that is does not matter what I think of you or what you think of me, do you feel good about yourself?  That is a question each of us must ask ourselves before we may ever be completely fulfilled, so take a few moments and ask yourself --what a fucking crock of shit-look I cant stand most of you, and you cant stand me, but I will stand behind pomp and circumstance, so I can be liked!  Fuck you! I like me, find a way to like your own self and stop blaming the rest of us for your pitiful, uneasy, piece of crap life!!!!!!!!!!!!



MADOFF FAIL
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LATE NIGHT WINNER OH NO YOU DIDNT

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The Winfield detachment of the West Virginia State Poilce in a news release and I quote "A DUI checkpoint scheduled in Winfield has been canceled.  The West Virginia State Police Detachment had origanally planned for the checkpoint to take place between 8 p.m. and 2 a.m. Saturday and Sunday on Route 34 in front of Chapman Funeral Home in Teays Valley.  The checkpoint will be rescheduled at a later date. "   
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                                           there has to be a better place to have a checkpoint